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Kelpalots

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Posted by Kelpalots - February 13th, 2020


I JUST DIED WHEN I MADE THIS TRACK:

Now I'm requested to make an album.


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Posted by Kelpalots - December 7th, 2019


@_@ zoink.


Posted by Kelpalots - November 24th, 2019


So, I've got a lot of stuff for techance.

Earcandy headphones and speakers

Dynamic headphones and speakers

EQ devices

Spiders

Tape drives

Networking tape drives

The networking tape drive that stays here.


The EQ equipment is abundant only if I can get an edge on making more, of course that goes with anything. You're not going to see the equipment, it's infrequent. And they help hear the sound better and connect faster. So in case of outrun Life. The EQ equipment can make it sound less louder and more inviting.


Plan to make more for Newgrounds.


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Posted by Kelpalots - November 23rd, 2019


So my Bandcamp, anchor podcasting, spreaker podcasting, revue newsletter, I mean everything got hacked...

This dumb b!+( Got to learn my programming language a little And it was enough to do damage not only to my accounts, but others as well.

She not only learned how to hack using my programming language; she took not only took my money, but she took yours too.


She calls herself miss tantivy, and a long with max decillion destroyed so much of my reality aka the here and now. (I live in my reality...) Anyways she took advantage of my infrequent phone. And your money. And your plays. And mine. She keeps doing more and more. To the point that multiple people are complaining. And if she gets sued she does damage to my audio hardware.


Anyways my crowd came back to NG. And this can affect you. So IDC if you sue her. Tada. I even contacted the CIA. You can take only so much personal action. And she erased his memories. So he doesn't know again.


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Posted by Kelpalots - November 18th, 2019


So with anchor podcasting, I am releasing many seasons and episodes...

https://anchor.fm/kelpalots-podcasting

Season 1 - throw together compilations of kelpalots and Spotify.

Season 2 - download shuffle.

Season 3 - album compilations for podcasting.

Season 4 - SoundCloud features. Compilations of artists from SoundCloud.

Season 5 - SoundCloud weekly.

Season 6 - SoundCloud playlists.

Season 7 - bloopers.

*Season 8 - music folder. Only nice stuff goes here.

*Season 9 - the YouTube lounge.


And many more to come!


I got arrested by Hollywood, they are very interested in my expertise, even without a computer to run my setup...

I have FL studio mobile. With this I have released many albums through my label, WEATNU. >We are the new underground.

Today I am going to release This. Album EP. But I have many more to come...


Enjoy.


Posted by Kelpalots - September 16th, 2019


First episode.


https://www.spreaker.com/episode/19112998


Now on YouTube, Spotify, *made with spreaker, castbox... More coming soon.


https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLc-Ny51rHXwlZfnLC24-y36zWeTUpftQ0


Featuring artists from my playlists and more... From SoundCloud.


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Posted by Kelpalots - August 9th, 2019


So I basically have sit here And decided to make a podcast show on newgrounds music. What kind of rights does it involve to do so, and if I can do it, then how could I go about it?


I'm going to use spreaker and at least the App displays the track name.


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Posted by Kelpalots - March 1st, 2018


https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/the-underground

 

Welcome. Share your dark, trippy, chill, hip-hop, house, techno,, tech-house, dub, dnb etc... No Mainstream or crappy sounding EDM! If it sounds mainstream don't play it! OC is welcome and encouraged, please share your SC/YT links!


Posted by Kelpalots - November 9th, 2017


Little fluffy clouds turned into a shitstorm over my firestorm today. Also I ate the donut hole, and went straight to do, saw a path, and went towards it, hit a purple bush, and then a white hole, spun around like the earth in a loophole, and then hit a black hole mother load and then became the big bang. Also drugs are bad, and so are you. ALSO I'M NOT VERY FUNNY.


Posted by Kelpalots - September 20th, 2017


that is all.