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Kelpalots

Age 35, Female

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Wichita, KS

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Posted by Kelpalots - October 1st, 2022


I threw my phone, now it's dead. That ASUS ROG PHONE II had two hexa-core/octa-core processors, 12GB of RAM, and 1tb Bismuth ROM HDD.


Anyways, next year, I'm going to release a merch store again. It will be www.kelpalots-techance-network.net so you'll have fun buying merch and music from my store. Enjoy.


In other news there is no way I'm going to be able to afford my business, but I plan to do some music and art when I get the money to buy new software and hardware. Probably never though.


I probably will go homeless, as soon as my mother dies, or starve to death at my cousin's while she beats me up with the kids.


On good thoughts, I will be getting more money next year, enough to pay for things that make me happy. I have to get the tablet phone to get me a phone. Because my phone was $1000, and I barely make $841 a month right now. I also am everywhere, including linkedin, but I can't get a job because my family did bad things, bruh. My security clearance is possibly down the drain. But at least I'm still here in a home.


I also made catalogs for my network, which spawns stuff I need, not collect software because it is easy to fill up 16TB let alone 1-2 TB.


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lol...


Love a lots,

Kelpalots


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Posted by Kelpalots - July 26th, 2021


I now have a website that sells merch and does all kinds of stuff...


www.kelpalots.xyz/shop


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Posted by Kelpalots - October 28th, 2020


https://kelpalots-music-and-merch.myshopify.com/discount/Newsite


Ailoth - it's a password.


Also, buy one get one free. Dark scibient (LE-8, 2)


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Posted by Kelpalots - September 6th, 2020


Centerville world trade center! Hot trades are us.


Just released egotistic album to all stores. You can search by using "kelpalots egotistic".


https://www.newgrounds.com/playlists/view/b9ea417cd870c296f381be87cac02d0d


Just released dark scibient 2 and this album...


https://www.newgrounds.com/playlists/view/6e44d8f1f9d047d22a3fd19818e5369f


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Posted by Kelpalots - May 19th, 2020


Except I got totally hacked and the president to the phone didn't like max Devon.


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Posted by Kelpalots - April 5th, 2020


So thankfully I am getting back into my accounts sans some emails... Well a lot... And even some websites.


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Posted by Kelpalots - March 1st, 2020


Max decillion, max Devon, miss tantivy destroyed the reality... But also my new computer!


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Posted by Kelpalots - February 15th, 2020



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Posted by Kelpalots - February 15th, 2020


YES!!! We need to get rid of these old buildings. NO!!! WE CAN NOT HARM ANYONE IN THIS ACT OF PRAGMATISM BULLDOZING. ONLY YOU CAN PRAGMATISM BULLDOZE TWIN TOWERS, WITHOUT HARMING ANYONE WHATSOEVER, AND SAVE MAX, AND GIVE HIM MAKADA.

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Read More...


OHW8 THERE IS MORE...


ALSO:


DUALLY NOTED:


PEOPLE ARE RUNNING THE HATERADE TAPE TO LISTENING TO MY MUSIC. IT'S AWFUL, SORRY, NO GOOD. I SAID ALL THAT WHEN I MADE IT. OH AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T LIKE IT UNLESS I GO:


hate it.


IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TO JQBX THERE IS A HATERS GROUP OF MUSIC LOVERS. MORE DOWN POINTS WINS YOU OPS. OR SOME SHIT.


also dually noted:


a million and half subscribers to the kelpalots scheme.


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Posted by Kelpalots - February 13th, 2020



Someone sabotaged the CD print.


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